Hells bells, are you really reading this?
If you are, you're sick side is appealing to this headline as tween sensation and all-round weirdo Miley Cyrus has made a strange decision recently. Radar Online reported that the controversial singer enlisted the help of 14-year-old Noah Cyrus to be on watch for any wardrobe malfunctions in her nether-regions.
Pussy police it may be and judging from the high-waisted leotards this former Disney star dons, I wouldn't be surprised if fans saw more than they bargained for.
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Miley spoke out about her sister in a recent interview with 2DayFM, saying her sister gets noticed a lot:
" Oh my god, she's totally stealing my shine! If she's in the room, all attention is on Noah". She went on to say that she wishes to retain her younger sister's innocence- nothing says that more than crotch watch ey Miley?
It's just another day in the life of idiotic pop star Miley Cyrus. Back in the studio to create yet another ridiculously irritating song, the 21-year-old was this time joined by Wayne Coyne of the Flaming Lips on Friday evening.
Possibly recording Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots, a single which Cyrus has been covering on her current Bangerz tour, Coyne posted an image of the star on Instagram appearing to be rolling a suspicious looking cigarette. Well...
With a pair of grinders, Bangerz rolling paper and weed all featuring under the picture caption:
'Yup...... Recordin with Miley... High as f***.... #flaminglips #theflaminglips #tulsa #lovemoneyparty' it's pretty obvious what they were doing.
The controversial singer didn't stop there however as that same day she took to social media to display her latest, and possibly worst tattoo to date.
Clearly taking her inspiration from the childishly simple emojis we have on our phones, Cyrus got a crying cat positioned on the inside of her bottom lip. Notorious for fading, this inking was displayed on her instagram account with the caption
"#sadkitty #f***yeahtulsa @waynewontpostpicsofnakedwomen @katyweaver #lovemoneyparty #freak"
Freak indeed. The pointless nature of the tattoo comes when considering that Cyrus has her tongue hanging out for most of the day. Let's hope she decides to grow up soon.
