Orlando Bloom Tried to Punch Justin Bieber

Orlando Bloom is a nice chap, so I reckon it takes a lot to rattle his cage. Flaunting his estranged wife in front of him might do it perhaps?

Just when you thought Justin Bieber couldn't get more irritating, he picks on our beloved English darling Orlando Bloom, who is reported to have attempted to punch tween pop pain Bieber outside a club in Ibiza. A source close to the Daily Mail claimed Bloom grew angry when Bieber shouted "What's up bitch?"

The incident took place in the early hours of Wednesday morning, with Bieber posting a picture of Bloom's ex Miranda Kerr, implying that the pair had been on a date while she was married to the English actor back in 2012- the year the pop star performed at a Victoria's Secret show.

Rumours of the pair going on a date have been circulating for years and Bloom has also been linked to Bieber's ex Selena Gomez, parting with her in LA back in April.

Justin Bieber Forced to Apologise After Racist Joke

Teeny bopper Justin Bieber can't stay out of trouble long as his past came back to haunt him. A video of the singer as a 15-year-old was released as he sniggered whilst telling a racist joke. 

The blurry footage shows the Baby singer who asks "Why are black people afraid of chainsaws?" 

*rolls eyes*

Mimicking chainsaw noises, the teen then exclaims "Run n****r, n****r, n****r, n****r, n****r.". The shocking video was originally filmed as part of his Never Say Never movie in 2011- I wonder what his fans would have thought back then? 

Bieber took to Twitter in an attempt to rectify himself in a statement saying

"As a young man, I didn't understand the power of certain words and how they can hurt. I thought it was OK to repeat hurtful words and jokes, but didn't realize at the time that it wasn't funny and that in fact my actions were continuing the ignorance"

15 YEAR OLD BIEBER

He continued saying "I take my friendships with people of all cultures very seriously and I apologize for offending or hurting anyone with my childish and inexcusable mistake. I was a kid then and I am a man now who knows my responsibility to the world and to not make that mistake again."

Others have jumped to the singer's defense- former bodyguard Kenny Hamilton said he didn't think the 20 year-old meant what he said. 

"We all make jokes about people's size, look, or race. That doesn't mean it's right but comedians make millions of dollars profiting off these jokes"

Boxer Floyd Mayweather also defended Bieber, posting a picture of the pair on Instagram- they have been friends for a number of years now, with him saying 

"Justin has been nothing but kind to me, my daughters and sons over the years.We all make mistakes when we are young, it's part of growing up. I am proud of what he's doing as a 20 year old musician and business man."

A Florida judge recently delayed his trial for driving under the influence until July. 

Justin Bieber Changes His Name to Bizzle as He Begins Rap Career

When you're an extremely wealthy 19 year-old that's riddled with petty crime convictions and no limits, it's always advisable to opt for a fresh start. After leaving his pop routes behind to create his smooth r'n'b journals, the Canadian star has now decided to let out his inner rapper. 

Changing his Instagram account to 'Bizzle', his beliebers proceeded to go into meltdown- sigh. Working closely with T.I in the recording studio, it seems the star is wishing to have all media eyes on his career, as oppose to his criminal activity. 

Looking chirpy with T.I in the recording studio

He took to his Twitter page to re-iterate his love for making music:

"This isnt work. this is being creative. doing what i love. music"

Another tweet said:

"Always working always creating"

Whether he is really working or creating anything of merit is another matter. 

You may own a few snapbacks and have a sleeve full of squiggles, but Biebs, you will never be a rapper.  

The Biebs seems to have accumulated a new set of friends

Justin Bieber Faces Deportation After White House Petition Reaches 10K Signatures

It seems Justin Bieber is the only one smiling after his DUI and drag racing arrest has far from impressed everyone else. Thousands of people have taken to The White House's We The People petition site to sign their support for the 19 year-old to revoke his green card.

After the Canadian's arrest, the petition was posted on 23rd of January and has already achieved the 100,000 signatures it needs in order to be assessed by The White House, with the declaration stating: 

"We would like to see the dangerous, reckless, destructive, and drug abusing, Justin Bieber deported and his green card revoked." 

"He is not only threatening the safety of our people but he is also a terrible influence on our nations youth. We the people would like to remove Justin Bieber from our society."

Aren't there bigger issues these people need to worry about?!

In response to this, an opposing petition named 'consider to not deport Justin Bieber' was created which stated: "People only look at his bad boy aura and not everything that he has done to help around the world. He has donated so much money to charity's but people over look that fact."

They went on to say "Chris Brown was charged for Women abuse but was let off the hook." 

Bieber will appear in front of the judge on February 14th. 

Justin Bieber Arrested in Miami Beach for DUI and Drag Racing

It was only a matter of time. 

Just a week after the police raided his California home after reports that he had caused thousands of dollars worth of damage to a neighbours home, the 19 year-old was arrested in the early hours of this morning for driving under the influence and drag racing, *sigh*. 

The Biebs is looking proud in his mugshot

Bieber was driving his rented Lamborghini in Miami Beach when he was stopped and failed his sobriety test. Sergeant Bobby Hernandez told WSVN in South Florida that officers had seen two vehicles blocking Pine Tree Drive for a drag race and Bieber and the other driver are said to be in custody. Hernandez also said that the star will eventually be transported to Miami-Dade county jail. 

Bieber's home was raided a week ago. 

The Baby singer's mother spoke to The Sun recently about his behaviour, blaming everyone but him for his wayward behaviour:  

"I think so many people go into the entertainment industry with amazing Christian roots and they go in with the right morals and they get influenced somehow."

*yawn*

Arrest Report

Celebrities We Really Don't Care About Anymore..

Ahh celebrities. They can be role models, campaigners, money makers and talent showcasers. But they can also become attention seekers,limelight-hoggers and  general irritations to society extremely quickly. All of the celebrities below have, at one point or other, held a spot of admiration in our hearts, but their recent behaviour has banished them onto the 'I-couldn't-care-less list'. 

Miley Cyrus

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(above: MC makes out with an over-sized baby.. classy)

Need I really go any further in my campaign of 'why we shouldn't care what Miley Cyrus is doing?!'. Her stripping antics are now extremely old, and we all know her behaviour is an  inappropriate example to her young fans. In a bizarre twist, Cyrus spoke with comedian Alan Carr on his chat show this week about being inspired by Britney Spears'  'Slave 4 U' video. I'm not sure about you, but I must have missed the foam finger, hammer licking and full frontal nudity in Brit's video. Sorry Miley but we are tired of you now, there really is no excuse. 

Professor Green and Millie Mackintosh

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(above: oh so painfully boring.)

Separately, this pair were half acceptable. Professor Green a slightly successful rapper with a decent first album. Millie Mackintosh a socialite and make-up artist who starred in Made In Chelsea. Together they make up the most irritating Z list couple. The rapper often makes us endure Twitter rants over invasion of privacy resulting in tirades of sexist and extremely offensive messages to followers. His now wife bores us with endless Instagram photos of her skinny legs or her dogs in clothes. YAWN. 

Justin Bieber

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(above: JB calls THAT a beard apparently)

At the beginning of the year, I think it's fair to say all of us were a little bit sick of hearing about the Bieb's antics while he was on tour. Late arrivals to shows, being topless in arctic temperatures, club rejections and drug links were all in a a day's work for the teen singer. The icying on top of the teeny bopper cake occurred when it was claimed he spat at fans from his Toronto apartment balcony back in July. Although he denied it, pictures of the star were captured by TMZ. These days, the Canadian popstar doesn't have anything particularly worthwhile to do, other than grow what I can only describe as bumfluff. Nice one Biebs, but no-one cares. 

Helen Flanagan 

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Cleavage central as Helen Flanagan posts photo number 32432846328 of herself on Instagram. Miss Flanagan, you might have starred in Coronation Street for a while, and spent a fleeting time in the Australian jungle for a reality television series, but we are a little sick of your unintelligent comments, insensitive posing with weapons and tweeting about being alone, causing yourself to be burgled.

Beyonce

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(above: another no make-up selfie where Bey looks flawless. UGH) 

As much as I love Beyonce, I feel like I have been waiting FOREVER for a glimmer of new music. Whilst playing Glastonbury, the megastar was booed for arriving late, and refusing to be filmed. The Single Ladies singer also stepped out in a bob, prompting thousands of women to cut off their barnets just in time for Mrs Carter to stick extensions in days later. She may be a lovely lady, but we need some new music now Bey. Gaga and Katy Perry look set to steal your limelight with their comebacks (at last).