Are Tom Cruise and Lindsay Lohan Dating?!

Surely this slice of celeb gossip is false?

Move over Paris, London has taken over as the city of love, as Mission: Impossible's own Tom Cruise is said to have bumped troubled child star Lindsay Lohan  in the city and the pair have been flirting ever since. WTF?

Couple catastrophe! Please don't let this be true

A source supposedly close to Lindsay told US press:

"Lindsay is absolutely buzzing- she's always thought the world of Tom. [She] has been craving the security and sophistication that comes with dating an older man, so she couldn't believe her luck when she ran into her old crush. She's head over heels."

Tom Cruise fits all these wonderful characteristics. I mean come on, the security within the church of Scientology is unmatched, and sophistication? Did you see him bouncing on Oprah's couch that time? You can't say he's not mature.

Jumpppp! for ma love

She has also claimed he is the sexiest man alive, and Tom supposedly thinks he can turn Lindsay's life around.

If I was him, I would steer clear, unless he wants his name on yet another list of Lohan's conquests.

Lindsay has always liked the older man..

Lindsay Lohan Runs Around Selfridges NAKED.

As if we didn't have another reason to think Lindsay Lohan was completely out of her mind? 

More confirmation that perhaps Miss Lohan isn't as sober as Oprah thought, comes when it was reported when the Mean Girls star decided to run around London's famous department store Selfridges, completely starkers. Reportedly darting out of her changing room, she decided to run around the shop whilst laughing hysterically. How worrying! 

A (scarred) victim of the incident told The Sun newspaper:

"Lindsay took some items into the changing room. Halfway through, she ran out of the room with nothing on and was chased by members of staff who were trying to cover her up."

Her ludicrous behaviour was apparently punishable, as she was unable to participate in her pre-booked personal shopping experience. 

This isn't the first time the child actor has acted barmy in Blighty, as she also reportedly locked horns with modelling legend Kate Moss after she decided to contact Moss' husband Jamie Hince. 

In case you feel the need to breathe a sigh of relief at her departure, you will be sadly disappointed as Lohan is set to star in West End production 'Speed-the-Plow' 
*sigh*

Looks like she's here to stay then? Look out for a naked Lindsay in a store near you... 

Lindsay Lohan Talks to Oprah about her Cocaine and Alcohol Addiction in Candid Interview

For 27-year old child actress Lindsay Lohan, the road to recovery has been a slow and bumpy one but just four days after getting out of rehab, the star decided to take part in an interview with famous talk show host Oprah Winfrey in order to come clean about her addictions. 

        From blog.zap2it.com

Lohan was only sixteen minutes into the talk before Oprah dived in with the question

"Are you an addict?"

The Parent Trap star said yes before admitting alcohol was her drug of choice before adding "That, in the past was a gateway to other things for me." 

She then revealed she had taken cocaine "ten to fifteen times" and said although she didn't enjoy it, her reasoning for taking it was so she could drink more. She then told the host "it was a party thing.  People would have it and I would do it"

      From www.hollywoodreporter.com

After much persistence, Oprah also got the actress to confess to being addicted to Adderall, the prescription drug used to treat ADHD: "That's all I knew.. I was convinced that it did ground me". She then added "I don't need it [now]" and insisted she does not consume any prescription drugs.

Shockingly Lohan also admitted she got so desperate, she wanted to be sent to jail.

"Part of my decision was, at that point… strangely, being in my addiction and everything, and having all the chaos around me that I was so comfortable with, I somewhere inside knew, and kind of wanted, to go to jail"

         From i.dailymail.co.uk

Teary-eyed through most of the interview, she broke down when explaining the guilt she felt after seeing her family upset with her court appearances. 

Lohan admitted it was talks with her lawyer Shawn Holley that convinced her to go into rehab for the sixth time.

"The other times it tended to be a punishment,' she said. 'I don't think I've ever fully surrendered to the fact that I just need to shut up and listen. In this case, I wasn't fighting, at all. I just let go"

   From www.mtv.co.uk

She also addressed her chaotic family past, and said her downward spiral began after the success of Mean Girls and her move to Los Angeles. She also admitted

"I wasted so much money. I was living at a hotel and I had an apartment. I wasn't really being guided. No-one was [there]".