Worst Celebrity Tattoos of 2013

Celebrities are human just like you and me, so very much prone to mistakes. But what happens when those mistakes are permanent ones etched on your skin? Here is my round up of this year's worst celeb tattoos. I'm sure there is an abundance I have missed out too!

10. Rita Ora

During New York fashion week Rita Ora and 'wifey' Cara Delevingne decided to celebrate by taking a trip to the local tattoo parlour (as you do). Ora got herself a HUGE vintage pin-up, said to be called Rosetta. 

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9. David Beckham

We all love a bit of Becks but hasn't he got enough tattoos? Whilst in Beijing this year he revealed his gigantic body art that reads: 

"Life and death are determined by fate, rank and riches decreed by Heaven". Please Becks, whatever you do, don't ink your face (we love it too much). 

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8. Alexandra Burke

Earlier in the year former X Factor contestant caused a few giggles when she posted this filtered Instagram picture of her new tattoo, with a majority of fans believing the art was spelt 'love and loyally' instead of 'loyalty'. The Burke set us all straight, but it's still a massive fail that the ink looks incorrect. 

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7. Louis Tomlinson

When I initially saw the headline for this tattoo, it read "One Direction’s Louis Tomlinson shows off MASSIVE moose tattoo" HAHA! Is it a moose, is it a deer, or is it just a tribute to Jagermeister? either way, he's not horsing around. If he is trying to top band mate Harry Styles, he is definitely losing. 

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6. Tulisa 

Chavstatic Queen Tulisa has had a rough year so far after being accused of organising a drugs deal worth over £800. Her true class shows however, in her tattoo, which reads "lucky you", conveniently positioned by her crotch. Perhaps its a joke.. a very permanent, joke.  

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5. Leigh-Anne Pinnock

As much as I love Little Mix, I was NOT a fan of Pinnock's butterflies intertwined with musical notes tattoo. Cheesy and totally unoriginal, it's in the right place I suppose- right next to her just as unoriginal 'Believe' ink etched on her neck. 

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4. Miley Cyrus

Oh Miley! Is there anything you did that was half acceptable this year? The tween star has a number of tattoos already but added to her ridiculous collection by getting the words "rolling stone" on the soles of her feet in celebration of her first Rolling Stone magazine cover. How sad. 

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3. Rihanna 

Ow, ow, ow. Rihanna has had a couple of traditional tattoos done over recent years, including one hailing from Ancient Egypt, but this Maori one takes the biscuit. Marking her trip to New Zealand, the art was carried out using a chisel, mallet and ink pigment. I applaud her bravery but also grimace at her stupidity. 

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2. Cara Delevingne 

And there was me thinking it was only inanimate objects that needed stamping with their place of origin! Model Cara Delevingne has confirmed her new love of tattoos this year by getting not one but FOUR pieces of art on her skin. The lion is pretty neat, but her foot stamp reading 'Made in England' is not. 

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1. Cheryl Cole

Ta dah! the number one spot for worst tattooed celeb goes to the lovely Cheryl Cole for the abundance of roses that consume her backside. Enduring 35 hours of pain, who knew a cover-up could be THIS BIG. Company L’Oreal who use the singer to represent the brand weren't best pleased to see Chezza's new art work! 

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Liam Payne and the Case of the Stolen Boxers

For the lads of One Direction, touring is now old hat as they explore all corners of the globe. It seems that one bandmate however, is having a stressful time of it during their Take Me Home tour down under. 

Liam Payne tweeted during the weekend that his underpants had weirdly been stolen from his hotel balcony in Australia while he was sleeping. During the day before, it was reported that He and Louis Tomlinson had hit a beach in Sydney to go surfing and when he returned, hotel staff had later hung out his pants to dry. 

He said: 

"Strangest way I've ever been woken up, When ur in bed butt naked an sum1 is trying to force open your balcony this is gunna be a strange day,"

Later on, he emphasised his shame as he wrote: "Hmmm somebody stole my boxers I'm so embarrassed."

The crazed fans who committed the undergarment crime were extremely proud of themselves, a feeling that soon faded when the teenage pair were asked to give back the boxers. The dippy Directioners tweeted a picture of themselves with the pants, before following Payne to the beach. 1D security luckily recognised the girls and shamed them by forcing them to hand over the goods. 

(below: One of the girls was WEARING the boxers? how creepy)

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An onlooker said: "Security told them they had commited a crime and that the police would be called if they didn't give the trunks back. "

"The girls were really embarrassed and had to actually take them off to give them back. There was a huge crowd of fans watching and booing, which made the two girls cry."

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How awkward.

Grow Up! Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus Ban Rebel Wilson from Criticising Them

Funny woman of the moment Rebel Wilson has revealed to have been kept on a tight lease recently as she revealed during an interview with Jimmy Kimmel that she was banned from making twerk jokes about Miley Cyrus and pop princess Britney Spears. 

                         

The 27-year old Australian actress expressed that both the singers' management teams insisted she make no jokes about either stars. She said:

"Their management got a copy of my jokes, what I was going to say, and then I was banned ... from saying the jokes."

Wilson said her jests were far from abusive and told the interview host her sentence about Cyrus was along the lines of 

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"Miley Cyrus got to the top through her raw talent and hard twerk"

Perhaps some of these singers need to grow up and realise that their contraversial behaviour may mean they become the butt of the joke. I don't know about you, but I'm team Rebel! 

Rebel Wilson's new comedy show Super Fun Night airs on October 2nd, a set of programmes she not only created but writes and stars in. 

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Best and Worst Dressed at the iHeart Radio Music Festival

The annual iheart radio music festival is a massive annual event that takes place over two days and showcases the most popular music of this year. With performances from Ke$ha, Justin Timberlake, Elton John, Muse and Keith Urban, there was a real mix of talent. Let's check out some of the fashion from the night. 

Best Dressed 

Katy Perry

Back with a new bundle of music and a freshly dark new look, Miss Katy Perry wowed on the red carpet in this floral painting-esque mini dress with 90's style Minnie Mouse buns and dark rouge. I need those heels in my life!

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Ke$ha

For Ke$ha, this outfit is extremely conservative for her. Although I'm not too keen on her moss green lace leotard, I love her vampish make-up, leather jacket and flowing blonde curls. Super sexy!

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Cher Lloyd

Former X Factor hopeful Cher Lloyd embraced monochrome on the red carpet in these wonderfully skinny drainpipes, gold trainers and white top with sheer panelling. Slightly disappointed she opted for a Hollywood smile though, I kinda liked her old, quirky teeth. 

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The Kardashian-Jenners

Despite all the drama, Khloé Kardashian and her three sisters attended the iheart radio festival in style, and lots of leather was present! Kylie's jet black hair and leather shirt dress were my favourite look, closely followed by Kendall's textured square cut-out top and leather wrap skirt. Perfection!

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Kate Hudson

Actress Kate Hudson looked stunning last week in this slim fit black jumpsuit that hugged her slender figure in all the right places. Leaving her hair in a casual flick and adding a dash of rouge made the tone more sophisticated, and thank god she avoided a camel toe. 

                        

Worst Dressed

Miley Cyrus

Surprise surprise, Miss Miley is on my worst dressed list for this Yeti net monstrosity. Little is left to the imagination and is it just me, or do those nipple covers look more like car headlights?

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Kelly Rowland

Autumn might be almost here, but do you really need to wear a jumper on the red carpet Kelly? This jumper looks more primark than Prada, the length is all wrong and who told her over-knee length boots were acceptable. Dreadful! 

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Robin Thicke 

*CREEP SIREN* ew ew ew. Robin Thicke in leather. The tightness of this outfit caused me to puke in my mouth. Enough said really. 

                               

Britney Spears

I love a bit of Britney, but what was she wearing last week?? It looks as if she stole a guy's blazer, ripped off the sleeves and simply chucked it on over her bra. A no no from me. 

                          

Best and Worst Dressed at the Emmys 2013

he Emmy awards represent the most important night for the television industry, and last night was no exception. The creme de la creme of the small screen turned out in Los Angeles for the 65th ceremony, where the notable Breaking Bad won Best Drama. Let's take a quick look at the red carpet action. 

 

Best Dressed
 

Rose Byrne

Bridesmaids actress  Rose Byrne looked fabulous in this pale pink Calvin Klein creation. With her newly bleached blonde hair and sophisticated midriff cut-out, she looked super hot. 

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Sofia Vergara

WOW. How amazing does Sofia look in Vera Wang? Capturing her curvaceous figure in deep red, theModern Family star might have been wearing the same shade as the carpet she was standing on, but she certainly didn't blend in. Finishing her look off with loose curls and some chunky moss green earrings gave her a classic Hollywood image. Blown away. 

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Cat Deeley

Despite Cat Deeley looking ever so slightly out of it at the Emmys after party, I LOVE her black velvet midi dress, with chunky black and gold clutch. 

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Tina Fey 

Oh hey Tina Fey! this Narciso Rodrigue piece accentuates the actress' curves perfectly and I love that she went for striking colbalt. I thought her hair could have been improved with pin curls but thumbs up Miss Fey! 

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Vera Farmiga

Elegant is not the word. Vera Farmiga blew me away last night with this floor length sheer and velvet gown with grill-metallic chunky belt. She finishes off her vampish look with a punk quiff, but keeps it super feminine with light make-up. Perfect. 

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Leslie Mann

The timeless Leslie Mann kept to trend in this monchrome creation. Simple and chic, she can do no wrong!

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Lena Headey

Although I am slightly fussy when it comes to sheer pieces, this one worn by Lena Headey caught my eye. I love that the print is an unconventional snakeskin and that the split although high, was subtle. 

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Kelly Osbourne

Red was definitely a colour that shone last night and I loved the cut of Kelly Osbourne's rouge Grecian gown. Embellished shoulders, a mini clutch and V neckline finish off her look perfectly. 

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Kate Mara

American Horror Story star Kate Mara looks fabulous in white. Sheer panelling with a crotchet print, gelled back hair and some part-transparent wedges make for a super chic look. 

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Worst Dressed
 

Lena Dunham

Oh wow. I'm wishing I bought this dress for Benicassim, because it's definitely bigger than the TENT I stayed in. This awful creation has an inconsistent floral print that had the potential to be beautiful, but was thwarted by the terrible cut, length and the harsh black-lined finish. 

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Zooey Deschanel 

I was really disappointed to see the usually quirky actress Zooey Deschanel in this putrid light blue piece with a bizarre ruffle collection at waist. Eww

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Zosia Mamet

Looks like those Girls stars need to switch up their stylists fast. Tie dye is very much suited to t-shirts Zosia and what is this leather half-bra contraption to the front of the piece?! I am baffled. 

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Heidi Klum

High collars are definitely a thing this season, but sequins and shoulder cut-outs really aren't. Klum's figure looks wonderful, but her collar looks as if it's the only thing holding her head to her body. Bizarre. 

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Emily Deschanel

Drab central at the Deschanel household as Zooey's sister also opts for an inspid shade. The lace is extremely cheap looking, the one shoulder look is very much dead Emily, sorry. 

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Anna Faris

OH EMM GEEE my eyes hurt. There is yellow, and there is this. Words escape me as to how bad this really is. At least her bleached peroxide hair looks good right? oh wait... 

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Amy Poehler

Poehler may think she is a bit of a comedian, but there really is nothing remarkable or funny about her outfit. Perhaps she just wanted to avoid being made fun out of, so decided to cover up? Boring boring boring. Oh, and your jokes are old. 

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Allison Williams

Allison Williams' dress belongs in my worst dressed section due to the fact that her dress simply looks unfinished. The cut is too basic, her hair and accessories are unremarkable and I was genuinely underwhelmed. Sorry Allison! 

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Celebrities We Really Don't Care About Anymore..

Ahh celebrities. They can be role models, campaigners, money makers and talent showcasers. But they can also become attention seekers,limelight-hoggers and  general irritations to society extremely quickly. All of the celebrities below have, at one point or other, held a spot of admiration in our hearts, but their recent behaviour has banished them onto the 'I-couldn't-care-less list'. 

Miley Cyrus

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(above: MC makes out with an over-sized baby.. classy)

Need I really go any further in my campaign of 'why we shouldn't care what Miley Cyrus is doing?!'. Her stripping antics are now extremely old, and we all know her behaviour is an  inappropriate example to her young fans. In a bizarre twist, Cyrus spoke with comedian Alan Carr on his chat show this week about being inspired by Britney Spears'  'Slave 4 U' video. I'm not sure about you, but I must have missed the foam finger, hammer licking and full frontal nudity in Brit's video. Sorry Miley but we are tired of you now, there really is no excuse. 

Professor Green and Millie Mackintosh

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(above: oh so painfully boring.)

Separately, this pair were half acceptable. Professor Green a slightly successful rapper with a decent first album. Millie Mackintosh a socialite and make-up artist who starred in Made In Chelsea. Together they make up the most irritating Z list couple. The rapper often makes us endure Twitter rants over invasion of privacy resulting in tirades of sexist and extremely offensive messages to followers. His now wife bores us with endless Instagram photos of her skinny legs or her dogs in clothes. YAWN. 

Justin Bieber

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(above: JB calls THAT a beard apparently)

At the beginning of the year, I think it's fair to say all of us were a little bit sick of hearing about the Bieb's antics while he was on tour. Late arrivals to shows, being topless in arctic temperatures, club rejections and drug links were all in a a day's work for the teen singer. The icying on top of the teeny bopper cake occurred when it was claimed he spat at fans from his Toronto apartment balcony back in July. Although he denied it, pictures of the star were captured by TMZ. These days, the Canadian popstar doesn't have anything particularly worthwhile to do, other than grow what I can only describe as bumfluff. Nice one Biebs, but no-one cares. 

Helen Flanagan 

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Cleavage central as Helen Flanagan posts photo number 32432846328 of herself on Instagram. Miss Flanagan, you might have starred in Coronation Street for a while, and spent a fleeting time in the Australian jungle for a reality television series, but we are a little sick of your unintelligent comments, insensitive posing with weapons and tweeting about being alone, causing yourself to be burgled.

Beyonce

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(above: another no make-up selfie where Bey looks flawless. UGH) 

As much as I love Beyonce, I feel like I have been waiting FOREVER for a glimmer of new music. Whilst playing Glastonbury, the megastar was booed for arriving late, and refusing to be filmed. The Single Ladies singer also stepped out in a bob, prompting thousands of women to cut off their barnets just in time for Mrs Carter to stick extensions in days later. She may be a lovely lady, but we need some new music now Bey. Gaga and Katy Perry look set to steal your limelight with their comebacks (at last).