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Monday, 31 August 2015

Best and Worst Dressed at the MTV VMAs 2015

It's that time of year again! The wildest and most dramatic award ceremony took place last night in star-studded style, with show-stopping outfits to match...


Best Dressed

Gigi Hadid 
Turning up as part of Taylor Swift's girl squad, Gigi Hadid wowed in a dramatic front split mustard gown, complete with retro tresses, reminiscent of her model mothers. Perfection!



Kylie Jenner
Proving herself very much part of the Balmain army, Jenner donned a heavily weaved mini dress in the designers signature style. Nicknamed the Kim Klone for the night, the 18 year-old did strike a stark resemblance to her older sister in a jet black fringed wig. 





Vanessa Hudgens
Ever the bohemian goddess, Vanessa Hudgens kept it floaty in a plunging dusky pink maxi dress, heavily accessorised for a touch of gypsy chic. Effortless!




FKA Twigs
Panned for this racy look, I loved FKA Twigs' intricate if not risque gown, complete with corset-like features. 

Kim and Kanye
This might not be the couples' best look, but last night they stayed on trend, with Kim donning this season's coveted khaki complete with lace up front, her husband opting for something more casual, channeling his Adidas collection that was showcased earlier this year. 




Nicki Minaj
Looking every inch an Egyptian Queen, Nicki Minaj shone in a shimmering gold gown with plunging neckline and sheer cut outs. 



Rita Ora
Twit-twooo! Rita looks fabulous in her feather ensemble, intricately detailed with cross straps and cut-out bodess.  




Hailee Steinfeld
Supporting bestie Taylor Swift, Hailee brought a touch of luxe to the red carpet in a Stella McCartney jumpsuit, Charlotte Olympia heels and a thick gold choker. On point! 



Demi Lovato
Former Disney tween Demi Lovato showed a more demure side, opting for a powder pink mosaic style mini with her hair scraped into an updo. Loving those blush tones Demi! 




Miley Cyrus
Okay so yes this might be hideous, but I do think this constitutes as the BEST of a bad bunch. Host Miley Cyrus chose a serious of *very* questionable outfits during the VMAs, but I have to admit I wasn't surprised. This piece that resembles dungaree straps attached to a chandelier is indeed Versace! How fun. 







Worst Dressed

Kat Graham
I was so disappointed when Vampire Diaries actress Kat Graham took to the red carpet in what looked like knock-off Versace, she is always so chic. The piece bulged in all the wrong places and was accompanied by a bag that looked just like a Chinese lantern. What were you thinking?!



Amber Rose
Oh Amber Rose, we knew you were classless, but what did you think this would do to your reputation?! Arriving at the awards with her best friend in tow, she chose an insult printed jumpsuit filled with words like 'Golddigger' 'slut' and 'bitch'. My mind boggles. 



Taylor Swift
EW. What is this?! Metallic houndstooth in a tracksuit format... what was going through Taylor Swift's mind I will never know. Her thick black eye is unflattering and her tight updo did not compliment the shape of her face. 



Z La La
Okay so by now, I know Z La La will permanently live in my worst dressed section, but this alien ensemble takes the biscuit. I want to know how she got her hair to stand vertically! 




Cara Delevingne 
After constant appearances to promote her latest movie Paper Towns, I have to admit I had high hopes when I saw Cara Delevingne last night but I was left sorely disappointed. The star-covered rag did nothing for the star. 



Kelly Osbourne
Why this lady is on Fashion Police baffles me- speaking of that, if you are looking for someone to replace her, *waves and points at self* ? This pinstriped puke-inducing piece was half way between a jumpsuit and disaster. BLEURGH. 




Joe Jonas
Ah just when you thought the Jonas brothers' were making a well-deserved comeback to cool, brother Joe blows it with a disgusting brown leather ensemble. Unless he arrived on a motorbike and intended to change, this is unacceptable. 



Selena Gomez
I always expect wonderfully edgy pieces from Selena, but last night fell flat. I would attempt to describe her dress, but it's too drab for words.. just look at it!



Mahogany Lox
What the fudge. Mahogany Lox looked more prom than premiere as she opted for a sickly blue dress. She accessorised with encrusted cat ears and... is that an advert for Clean and Clear spot cream on her handbag?!





Friday, 16 January 2015

Miley Cyrus Says Masturbating Keeps the Haters Away



Ever so slightly NSFW....



As if her naked pictures weren't enough, Miley Cyrus seems to be attempting to shock the world further with a suitably weird image of her hand down her shorts. WTF?! 

I'm totally divided on this issue- my brain is battling between wanting to puke at the site of Cyrus' latest stunt, and comparing it to Nick Jonas' crotch grab which was labelled 'hot'. Hypocritical? 

Taking to Instagram to share her rather bizarre knowledge, she claimed "a masturbate a day keeps the haters away". NICE. 

Fans of the star reacted in comments such as 

"Hannah Montana was way better than the real Miley Cyrus" 

Another said "OH MY SH*T she's lost it" 

"You need help. What ever happened to self-respect & class?"



Should we be shocked, or should we just put it down to her personality? Compare it to Gaga: We all got a bit bored of her wardrobe changes after a while, perhaps we will grow numb to this. But is that necessarily right?! 

This week she shocked her followers with a COMPLETELY naked picture of herself in the bath *OMG* for V Magazine. She also shared other raunchy snaps from the shoot, one with the caption below. The pictures were taken down, but obviously I have them (also below).  

""@vmagazine exclusive #diaryofadirtyhippie order yurrrr copy nowwwww cumzzzz w ol school pull out postahhhh photography by @cheythom f--k yaaaas weez a bunch of happy hippies ova hurrrr! Muah Vfam!,

If someone could get back to me with a translation on that, it would be greatly appreciated. 






Tuesday, 26 August 2014

Best and Worst Dressed at the MTV VMAs 2014



Best Dressed 


Kim Kardashian, Kendall and Kylie Jenner
I beg you, adopt me! I love how co-ordinated these three ladies have been on the red carpet recently and the VMAs were no exception. Youngest sibling Kylie Jenner wore a draped silk dress with Jolie split as sister Kendall opted for an uber tight jumpsuit with sultry sheer top section. Queen Kim might be the smallest of the trio, but her outfit was the mightiest in a red monochrome geometric print dress with super-sexy plunging neckline. Wowzers. 




Nicki Minaj
I think it's fair to say this lady is pretty much ruling the charts at the moment, so why not rule the red carpet too? True to animal-themed single Anaconda, Minaj donned a shimmering leopard print mini, keeping it understated with large curls and brilliant white heels.



CharliXCX

I'm always a fan of the brave and the bold, and budding superstar CharliXCX showed us what she was made of in this zesty zebra jumpsuit that clashed perfectly with her stilettos and jet black hair. Perfection.



Jessie J
I've always disliked Jessie J's harsh fringe so seeing her looking this ethereal got me extremely excited for a JJ fashion revival. Her passive mint green grecian gown looked A-MAZING.


Taylor Swift 
So despite the presence of an *ahem* obvious camel toe, T-Swift went risqué and totally succeeded. The sexy brocade playsuit showed off her skinny pins perfectly.



Miley Cyrus
Sobering from her hammer-licking ways, Miley Cyrus was bang on-trend for sunday's awards with a skinny leather crop and matching trousers. 




Joan Smalls
What is this sorcery? Joan Smalls' Aztec-influenced print dress is a unique beauty- I love the cape-esque feature to it. 





Solange Knowles
Channelling chic androgyny, Solange threw no punches at this years VMAs in her sparkly lady tux and voluptuous  'do.




Rita Ora
Is that Jessica Rabbit?! Showing Calvin Harris what he's missing, Rita Ora stunned in her red silk gown with eye-watering thigh split, accompanying it with sleeked back hair and killer rouge. A true high fashion spectacle. 





Worst Dressed

Katy Perry and RiffRaff
There was a reason why Britney and Justin only wore matching denim once-it looked dreadful. Perry who usually opts for ravashing pieces donned Versace with a jet black wig. Eurgh. 



Amber Rose
Despite the beauty of Amber Rose's figure, I really did think there wasn't much left to the imagination. Chain mail chic it may be, but I was thinking more along the lines of a gown as oppose to the remnants of a beaded curtain...



Beyonce
*yawn* Where was the originality in Beyonce's meek rouge piece? It may have sheer elements to it, but I couldn't help but be bored as Beyonce adopted her signature style. 



Jennifer Lopez
More for a cheesy ballroom than a red carpet event, I almost vommed at J Lo's crystal contraption. They say all that glitters is not gold- I say all that glitters is a piece of crap. 



Ariana Grande
In an attempt to shed the innocent image, it seems Miss Grande opted for snazzy stripper chic, but oh lordy did it backfire. Just like Demi Levato's too-tight Moschino disaster at the Kids Choice Awards, Ariana looked cheap. 




Chloe Moretz 
Prissy in pastel, actress Chloe Moretz looked way too sweet in her cotton candy-strawberry combo. The outfit was overall a little too grown up for the teenager who shoulf have opted for a more relaxed look. 



Sunday, 6 July 2014

Miley Cyrus and Friends Smoke Weed then Get Tattoo of her Dead Dog

It's a sad time when you lose a pet, and many people get over it in different ways. For Miley Cyrus, the best way to get over Floyd, her Alaskan Klee Kai was to commemorate his life with some serious inkage while off her face on weed. 





During a house party thrown at her Los Angeles mansion, the former Disney star reportedly smoked a joint before receiving a tattoo of her beloved pooch, revealing the full extent of it on her Instagram account. The inking consisted of a picture of the dog with a speech bubble coming from its mouth which read "With a little help from my friends". 




Floyd was tragically killed by a coyote back in April and after being distraught, Cyrus decided to adopt new puppy Emu last week, insisting it was with her deceased dogs blessing. Along with herself, Flaming Lips frontman Wayne Coyne was also seen getting the same tattoo as well as a number of others being tagged in her photos and her brother Trace Cyrus also being present at the party. 


Floyd, Cyrus' dog that died in April


The 21-year-old animal lover welcomed Emu last week, a dog which bears a striking resemblance to Lassie. Along with this she has three other dogs, Happy, Mary Jane and Bean. 

In a strange twist, the Wrecking Ball star admitted she has a shrine for her dead dog which always contains fresh flowers and she lights a candle each day. 

Tuesday, 24 June 2014

Miley Cyrus' Little Sister Checks Her Crotch Before She Goes on Stage

Hells bells, are you really reading this?

If you are, you're sick side is appealing to this headline as tween sensation and all-round weirdo Miley Cyrus has made a strange decision recently. Radar Online reported that the controversial singer enlisted the help of 14-year-old Noah Cyrus to be on watch for any wardrobe malfunctions in her nether-regions. 



Pussy police it may be and judging from the high-waisted leotards this former Disney star dons, I wouldn't be surprised if fans saw more than they bargained for. 

someone stop her. 


Miley spoke out about her sister in a recent interview with 2DayFM, saying her sister gets noticed a lot: 

" Oh my god, she's totally stealing my shine! If she's in the room, all attention is on Noah". She went on to say that she wishes to retain her younger sister's innocence- nothing says that more than crotch watch ey Miley? 


Friday, 20 June 2014

Katy Perry (and Other Celebs) Who Bleached Their Eyebrows and Look AWFUL.

Stop trying to make bleached brows happen, they are never going to happen!!


Katy Perry and ugly are not two phrases I ever imagined would go together, but boy was I wrong. I would like to question the sanity of fashion after a sudden influx of celebs are bleaching their eyebrows resulting in a strange, almost plastic doll look. 

Gone is the admiration of Katy Perry's beauty, and in rushes the constant urge to vomit every time my eyes reach this picture. What was she thinking?! Sharing the rather dodgy looking albino style on her Instagram, she teamed it with greasy '90s look hair, sweet wrappers on her nails and some minging bling on her ears. 


Let us take a moment to mourn the beauty that was.. Katy Perry. Luckily for fans (and my sanity) she loves changing up her look, so hopefully this is temporary. 

bet she misses those brows..


Bleaching isn't just for this Dark Horse however, as many other stars have decided they brows need to be peroxide-induced.. 



Miley Cyrus 

Controversial tween Miley Cyrus decided to not only bleach her bob, but her brows too, and she looks terrifying. Back in November she debuted her look on Instagram with the caption "blonde hurrrrr erryywherrrr" YA THINK?!



Lady Gaga
Your eyebrows may have been raised quite a few times by this lady, but if hers are, you would never know. Black hair, blonde brows- just doesn't go does it? 



Cara Delevingne
As IF the Queen of brows 21-year-old model Cara Delevingne bleached hers? back in January 2013 she tweeted a distraught message saying she felt lost without them- we do too Cara. 




Yo-Landi Visser
Okay so technically she is a nut job anyway, but she had to make the list. The black-eyed, short-fringed singer of Die Antwood looks positively demonic with bleached eyebrows...