Monday, 21 October 2013

Worst Celebrity Tattoos of 2013

Celebrities are human just like you and me, so very much prone to mistakes. But what happens when those mistakes are permanent ones etched on your skin? Here is my round up of this year's worst celeb tattoos. I'm sure there is an abundance I have missed out too!

10. Rita Ora

During New York fashion week Rita Ora and 'wifey' Cara Delevingne decided to celebrate by taking a trip to the local tattoo parlour (as you do). Ora got herself a HUGE vintage pin-up, said to be called Rosetta. 

9. David Beckham

We all love a bit of Becks but hasn't he got enough tattoos? Whilst in Beijing this year he revealed his gigantic body art that reads: 
"Life and death are determined by fate, rank and riches decreed by Heaven". Please Becks, whatever you do, don't ink your face (we love it too much). 

8. Alexandra Burke

Earlier in the year former X Factor contestant caused a few giggles when she posted this filtered Instagram picture of her new tattoo, with a majority of fans believing the art was spelt 'love and loyally' instead of 'loyalty'. The Burke set us all straight, but it's still a massive fail that the ink looks incorrect. 

7. Louis Tomlinson

When I initially saw the headline for this tattoo, it read "One Direction’s Louis Tomlinson shows off MASSIVE moose tattoo" HAHA! Is it a moose, is it a deer, or is it just a tribute to Jagermeister? either way, he's not horsing around. If he is trying to top band mate Harry Styles, he is definitely losing. 

6. Tulisa 

Chavstatic Queen Tulisa has had a rough year so far after being accused of organising a drugs deal worth over £800. Her true class shows however, in her tattoo, which reads "lucky you", conveniently positioned by her crotch. Perhaps its a joke.. a very permanent, joke.  

5. Leigh-Anne Pinnock

As much as I love Little Mix, I was NOT a fan of Pinnock's butterflies intertwined with musical notes tattoo. Cheesy and totally unoriginal, it's in the right place I suppose- right next to her just as unoriginal 'Believe' ink etched on her neck. 

4. Miley Cyrus

Oh Miley! Is there anything you did that was half acceptable this year? The tween star has a number of tattoos already but added to her ridiculous collection by getting the words "rolling stone" on the soles of her feet in celebration of her first Rolling Stone magazine cover. How sad. 

3. Rihanna 

Ow, ow, ow. Rihanna has had a couple of traditional tattoos done over recent years, including one hailing from Ancient Egypt, but this Maori one takes the biscuit. Marking her trip to New Zealand, the art was carried out using a chisel, mallet and ink pigment. I applaud her bravery but also grimace at her stupidity. 

2. Cara Delevingne 

And there was me thinking it was only inanimate objects that needed stamping with their place of origin! Model Cara Delevingne has confirmed her new love of tattoos this year by getting not one but FOUR pieces of art on her skin. The lion is pretty neat, but her foot stamp reading 'Made in England' is not. 

1. Cheryl Cole

Ta dah! the number one spot for worst tattooed celeb goes to the lovely Cheryl Cole for the abundance of roses that consume her backside. Enduring 35 hours of pain, who knew a cover-up could be THIS BIG. Company L’Oreal who use the singer to represent the brand weren't best pleased to see Chezza's new art work!