Monday, 17 March 2014

Beyoncé Doesn't Fancy Attending Kim and Kanye's Wedding, Calling it 'Tacky'

These days it really isn't hard to keep up with the Kardashians, but it seems some people are slightly reluctant to. Pop siren and queen of the charts Beyoncé Knowles is one of those few who isn't too keen on being present on Kimye's happy day and has even refused to be filmed for the reality show that follows the Kardashian family. 

One of the couples' rare outings. Awk. 

According to Radaronline, the Drunk in Love singer has confirmed her presence at the couple's ceremony taking place in Paris in May but has labelled the filming of the wedding 'tacky'. Is Bey being a bit harsh?!

Firm rapper friends.

A notoriously private couple, Beyoncé and Jay Z are polar opposites to TV-reared Kim and her fame-hungry rapper husband. 

The source for Radar continued to say "Make no mistake, the only reason Beyoncé is going to the wedding is because Jay is best friend’s with Kanye "

So much hate...

Adding "She knows she’ll have to go to the wedding, but really does not to want to."

Despite the Kardashian's efforts to become friendly with Knowles, it is widely known that her attempts have been rebuffed. Perhaps this prissy princess is getting a little too uptight? Known for refusing official cameras into her gigs unless approved by her, it seems this singer needs to worry less about 'lowering her standards' and lighten up a bit. 


Sunday, 16 March 2014

Miley Cyrus Smokes Joint and Gets Emoji Tattoo on her Lower Lip

It's just another day in the life of idiotic pop star Miley Cyrus. Back in the studio to create yet another ridiculously irritating song, the 21-year-old was this time joined by Wayne Coyne of the Flaming Lips on Friday evening. 

Possibly recording Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots, a single which Cyrus has been covering on her current Bangerz tour, Coyne posted an image of the star on Instagram appearing to be rolling a suspicious looking cigarette. Well... 

With a pair of grinders, Bangerz rolling paper and weed all featuring under the picture caption: 
'Yup...... Recordin with Miley... High as f***.... #flaminglips #theflaminglips #tulsa #lovemoneyparty' it's pretty obvious what they were doing. 

The controversial singer didn't stop there however as that same day she took to social media to display her latest, and possibly worst tattoo to date. 

Clearly taking her inspiration from the childishly simple emojis we have on our phones, Cyrus got a crying cat positioned on the inside of her bottom lip. Notorious for fading, this inking was displayed on her instagram account with the caption 

"#sadkitty #f***yeahtulsa @waynewontpostpicsofnakedwomen @katyweaver #lovemoneyparty #freak"

Freak indeed. The pointless nature of the tattoo comes when considering that Cyrus has her tongue hanging out for most of the day. Let's hope she decides to grow up soon.  

Friday, 14 March 2014

Lady Gaga Gets Puked on at SXSW Concert

Extrovert mother monster Lady Gaga has outdone herself once again, leaving thousands of gig-goers retching when she was puked on during a performance. The 27-year-old took to the SXSW Doritos #Boldstage last night in Austin Texas to celebrate her charity, the Born This Way Foundation

Whilst performing 'Swine', a single from her most current album, Gaga had a female on stage with her stick her fingers in her throat and eject a green substance over her- nice. 

The shock tactics didn't stop there however as she and her female accomplice sat atop a mechanical rodeo bull while this time the woman spewed black liquid onto the singer. Scissoring, hugging and other general debauchery followed before she finished the gig in a sickly mess. 

For those of you who wish to see her pukey performance, you can watch it below: 

Tuesday, 4 March 2014

Best and Worst Dressed at the Oscars 2014

Best Dressed

Cate Blanchett
 As well as picking up that coveted best actress award on Sunday, Blanchett won my prize for best dressed in this exquisite nude Armani Privé gown complete with intricate embellishments. Her subtle Hollywood curls and minimal jewellery do nothing to offset the beautiful dress. 

Jennifer Lawrence
I was slightly disappointed with Lawrence's rouge gown during the ceremony, with it's out of date peplum and trip-worthy length, her mirrored mini was a much better option. Opting for Tom Ford, this glittery dress with skinny stilettos and a loose quiff finish off her look beautifully.

Kate Hudson
Miss Hudson looked ravishing in this flowing Versace piece. I loved the spiked shoulders complete with embellishments and a deep V that meet with a gathering of the rich material at her waist. 

Charlize Theron
I am a massive fan of the nude straps on this Dior gown worn by Charlize Theron on the red carpet. The top half compliments her slim figure and progresses into a chunky chiffon section before the train presents thin black panels. 

Emma Watson
As English rose Emma Watson gets older, her fashion sense just gets better and better. This Vera Wang piece is stunning with chain mail-esque sleeveless top that stands boldly joined to the black glittery bottom half. She finishes off her look with dramatic rouge, a metallic clutch and several chunky silver rings. Perfect.

Emma Roberts
There was a severe lack of dramatic colour on the red carpet at the weekend so I was really excited when I saw Emma Roberts tulip shaped dress with slash neck at the Vanity Fair party. The silky geometric patterning is subtle and sophisticated and I loved her matching skinny stilettos and glittered solid clutch. 

My Brangelina obsession seems to augment each time I see them on the red carpet, and the Oscars was no exception. Metallic being an ever-present this season, Jolie's dress was a visual delight. Sparkling in front of the lens, the subtle chiffon sections juxtapose the gathered stalagmite and stalactite-esque encrusted shapes on the gown- beautiful.

Sarah Paulson
American Horror Story star Sarah Paulson opted for an understated pale bronze encrusted floor-length piece. With subtle floral patterns and a metallic clutch bag to compliment the dress, Paulson truly shone.  

Kelly Osbourne
It still baffles me to see someone like Kelly Osbourne on the red carpet at the weekend, however her choice of dress was spot on. Taking a simple strapless, almost dull white gown and adding a sheer and metallic drape gave the outfit volume and charm, thumbs up Kelly. 

Sandra Bullock
A wrap dress can sometimes look dull but Bullock's midnight blue dress with flowing train, side curls and dark eyes give her a mystical, almost ethereal look. 

Jenna Dewan
Intricacy is displayed at it's greatest here with Dewan in this Reem Acra creation. Beading and feathering create a fabulous combination and the slate grey is an elegant colour to opt for. 

Worst Dressed

Anna Kendrick
Oh dear, oh dear. Anna Kendrick's multi-layered black gown with diagonal strip did not flatter the actress,. Although I like the way she matched her nails, mid-section and clutch, the look was too dark. 

Kristen Bell
Cavalli fell flat for me as Kristen Bell looked stiff and almost slightly plump in this dull gown. The bottom half of the dress looked more like a lettuce that has been drained of colour than a sophisticated creation. 

Liza Minelli
Wow, what a disaster. Matching her god-awful electric blue satin two piece, Minelli even incorporated a garish blue streak to complete her fashion fatality. Its burning my eyes.

Pharrell Williams
Making his second fashion faux pas of the season, it was bizarre that Williams opted for shorts instead of trousers. Perhaps someone should remind him he is at the Oscars, not the beach?!

Jared Leto 
So many Hollywood hunks sizzled on the red carpet but Leto's monochrome Saint Laurent tuxedo failed to impress me. Why pick a red bow tie? 

Elsa Pataky
The beautiful Elsa Pataky wore a turquoise embellished gown that made her look ludicrous.Almost as bad as Kim K's sofa dress I must say...