Thursday, 26 June 2014

Rob Kardashian Addicted to Weed and Sizzurp?

Oh me oh my!

The Kardashian family are reportedly extremely worried about 27-year-old Rob who they say needs help for an extremely bad drug problem. TMZ released a number of pictures of the star at a drug-fuelled party only days ago with two cups in front of him reading " Codeine Boys" and "SipLean", a container of choice for Sizzurp. He is also seen smoking weed. 

For those of you who don't know what Sizzurp is: 
Its an addictive concoction made from prescription length cough medicine and sugary fizzy drinks such as Sprite. Boiled sweets are also added for extra flavour- yum. Fact: Lil Wayne overdosed on Sizzurp a year ago, how smart. 

Despite his family urging him at attend rehab, he has refused. This is not the first time the Kardashians have had to intervene as they were deeply involved with Lamar Odom's addictions. 

Wednesday, 25 June 2014

Kristen Stewart Suing Joan Rivers Over Comments About Her Affair


I'm pretty sure if every person on this planet sued 80-something comedian Joan Rivers for making fun of them, she would be drowning in debt by now. 

The outspoken personality has rubbed Twilight actress Kristen Stewart up the wrong way in her new book 'Diary of a Mad Diva', after she made comments about the 24 year-old having an affair with Snow White and the Huntsman Director Rupert Sanders. 

A hilarious quote from her book read: 

"Many stars only do one thing well. Of course, the best one-trick-pony is Kristen Stewart, who got a whole career by being able to juggle a director's balls."

She confirmed Stewart is taking her to court over the comments- boo hoo. That's kinda what happens when you are publicly shamed. In her own defence, Rivers exclaimed 

"She obviously didn't read our disclaimer, which says it's a comedy book... If you're gonna take it seriously, you're a fool". 

Rivers laughed off the incident and said she's lucky she's not a Kardashian. I can't help but wonder why the 81-year-old doesn't bother picking on men in any way- I guess her shocking behaviour is the only thing keeping her on television. 

Tuesday, 24 June 2014

Miley Cyrus' Little Sister Checks Her Crotch Before She Goes on Stage

Hells bells, are you really reading this?

If you are, you're sick side is appealing to this headline as tween sensation and all-round weirdo Miley Cyrus has made a strange decision recently. Radar Online reported that the controversial singer enlisted the help of 14-year-old Noah Cyrus to be on watch for any wardrobe malfunctions in her nether-regions. 

Pussy police it may be and judging from the high-waisted leotards this former Disney star dons, I wouldn't be surprised if fans saw more than they bargained for. 

someone stop her. 

Miley spoke out about her sister in a recent interview with 2DayFM, saying her sister gets noticed a lot: 

" Oh my god, she's totally stealing my shine! If she's in the room, all attention is on Noah". She went on to say that she wishes to retain her younger sister's innocence- nothing says that more than crotch watch ey Miley? 

Monday, 23 June 2014

Lindsay Lohan Runs Around Selfridges NAKED.

As if we didn't have another reason to think Lindsay Lohan was completely out of her mind? 

More confirmation that perhaps Miss Lohan isn't as sober as Oprah thought, comes when it was reported when the Mean Girls star decided to run around London's famous department store Selfridges, completely starkers. Reportedly darting out of her changing room, she decided to run around the shop whilst laughing hysterically. How worrying! 

A (scarred) victim of the incident told The Sun newspaper:

"Lindsay took some items into the changing room. Halfway through, she ran out of the room with nothing on and was chased by members of staff who were trying to cover her up."

Her ludicrous behaviour was apparently punishable, as she was unable to participate in her pre-booked personal shopping experience. 

This isn't the first time the child actor has acted barmy in Blighty, as she also reportedly locked horns with modelling legend Kate Moss after she decided to contact Moss' husband Jamie Hince. 

In case you feel the need to breathe a sigh of relief at her departure, you will be sadly disappointed as Lohan is set to star in West End production 'Speed-the-Plow' 

Looks like she's here to stay then? Look out for a naked Lindsay in a store near you... 

Friday, 20 June 2014

Katy Perry (and Other Celebs) Who Bleached Their Eyebrows and Look AWFUL.

Stop trying to make bleached brows happen, they are never going to happen!!

Katy Perry and ugly are not two phrases I ever imagined would go together, but boy was I wrong. I would like to question the sanity of fashion after a sudden influx of celebs are bleaching their eyebrows resulting in a strange, almost plastic doll look. 

Gone is the admiration of Katy Perry's beauty, and in rushes the constant urge to vomit every time my eyes reach this picture. What was she thinking?! Sharing the rather dodgy looking albino style on her Instagram, she teamed it with greasy '90s look hair, sweet wrappers on her nails and some minging bling on her ears. 

Let us take a moment to mourn the beauty that was.. Katy Perry. Luckily for fans (and my sanity) she loves changing up her look, so hopefully this is temporary. 

bet she misses those brows..

Bleaching isn't just for this Dark Horse however, as many other stars have decided they brows need to be peroxide-induced.. 

Miley Cyrus 

Controversial tween Miley Cyrus decided to not only bleach her bob, but her brows too, and she looks terrifying. Back in November she debuted her look on Instagram with the caption "blonde hurrrrr erryywherrrr" YA THINK?!

Lady Gaga
Your eyebrows may have been raised quite a few times by this lady, but if hers are, you would never know. Black hair, blonde brows- just doesn't go does it? 

Cara Delevingne
As IF the Queen of brows 21-year-old model Cara Delevingne bleached hers? back in January 2013 she tweeted a distraught message saying she felt lost without them- we do too Cara. 

Yo-Landi Visser
Okay so technically she is a nut job anyway, but she had to make the list. The black-eyed, short-fringed singer of Die Antwood looks positively demonic with bleached eyebrows... 

Tuesday, 3 June 2014

Harry Styles Strips Naked for Instagram Photo

*Cue Directioners going into meltdown* 

Harry Styles can't even hang out with his family without a picture of him being posted online. The 20-year-old was visiting cousin Matt Selley and a friend on Sunday, with a now viral picture being posted on Selley's Instagram account during their day of fun.  

Along with an image of the singer stark naked, but for a hand preserving his dignity, the caption read "Just watched the boxing we recorded! Happy he won! @concept_ben @harrystyles." 

Boxing will never be as exciting again it seems. 

This is not the only racy picture to have been posted as last week the Daily Star (embarrassingly) ran headline" 1D HARRY X-RATED SEX PIC SHAME" before changing their minds and running another story on a fake X-rated image. Talk about confusing... 

Monday, 2 June 2014

Justin Bieber Forced to Apologise After Racist Joke

Teeny bopper Justin Bieber can't stay out of trouble long as his past came back to haunt him. A video of the singer as a 15-year-old was released as he sniggered whilst telling a racist joke. 

The blurry footage shows the Baby singer who asks "Why are black people afraid of chainsaws?" 
*rolls eyes*

Mimicking chainsaw noises, the teen then exclaims "Run n****r, n****r, n****r, n****r, n****r.". The shocking video was originally filmed as part of his Never Say Never movie in 2011- I wonder what his fans would have thought back then? 

Bieber took to Twitter in an attempt to rectify himself in a statement saying

"As a young man, I didn't understand the power of certain words and how they can hurt. I thought it was OK to repeat hurtful words and jokes, but didn't realize at the time that it wasn't funny and that in fact my actions were continuing the ignorance"


He continued saying "I take my friendships with people of all cultures very seriously and I apologize for offending or hurting anyone with my childish and inexcusable mistake. I was a kid then and I am a man now who knows my responsibility to the world and to not make that mistake again."

Others have jumped to the singer's defense- former bodyguard Kenny Hamilton said he didn't think the 20 year-old meant what he said. 

"We all make jokes about people's size, look, or race. That doesn't mean it's right but comedians make millions of dollars profiting off these jokes"

Boxer Floyd Mayweather also defended Bieber, posting a picture of the pair on Instagram- they have been friends for a number of years now, with him saying 

"Justin has been nothing but kind to me, my daughters and sons over the years.We all make mistakes when we are young, it's part of growing up. I am proud of what he's doing as a 20 year old musician and business man."

A Florida judge recently delayed his trial for driving under the influence until July.